Filter Anyone?

So, on a list of things you probably shouldn't say this has to be my best all week.

A new sales agent is pretty chatty, we talk from time to time. She got married yesterday to a guy I went to high school with.

As I am recognizing the name I blurt out, Oh Tony! I may have made out with him in high school.

Yeah, I am brilliant like that. But it gets better. I proceed to agree about what a man whore he was in high school. At least I was very clear in that I never put out for him AND it was before he knocked some girl up. (same year though.) I do however admit that this making out occurred in his infamous van, like so many of his other escapades, and said it was while he was pretending to be a bible thumper (because he totally was...) Total diarrhea of the mouth. I couldn't stop... Even with all the looks Amanda was giving me.

I laugh now remembering how my mom thought he was such a great guy. Sure he was polite and very charasmatic, but he really just wanted the pants around the ankle...

I truly hope their marriage works out. And I will work on that faulty filter. But if it worked all the times funny stories like this would not have happened.